As isolating and messed up as modern life if, staying home with AC is great

If you find a corn maze boring, help out the owners and spice things up! Take a big shit in the middle of the path. Wait around corners to jump out and scare people. Grab someone from behind and whisper about “The return of the one true god Centeōtl” before laughing and running away. Deposit a couple dead bodies at dead-end spots. Light a fire. There’s so many ways to make it a night others will never forget!

wild that there’s no sign warning of corn rash