Rose Thorne(She/Her)

Sometimes you just need a pair of cold, steel balls to fondle. Maybe they remind you of home, maybe it’s just stress relief, maybe you miss your father, nobody is going to judge.

The tagline of everything EA has touched for years now.

“You remind me of Buddy. He gets that same look in his eye, right when he finds the right spot to take a dump. You’re gonna go far, kid, we’re taking you to the park after this!”