Sundray
Just a little enby shitposter (18+ tho). He/him today, but whatev, I’m fluid. (Original profile image by Hello Cdd20 from Pixabay, edited by me. Banner: Promo art for the game Ikaruga, by Treasure.)
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Okay, but it’s going to take a few minutes.
You need a wingman to distract the apple. (Or just… talk to someone else who might actually be interested.)
How dare you. It might have been this guy:
Don’t look at my liver I’m shy! 😳
181·20 days agoMS Exec: “Okay, maybe I did say that…”
3·20 days agoThe premise is merely absurd. While many people find corporate jargon annoying, getting crushed for saying it is an unexpected, ridiculously disproportionate response. The contrast between the crime and the punishment is intended to be humorous.
It costs what it costs, until the money runs out.
“Do not worry, your vote will be counted. Even if you didn’t cast it!”
Don’t worry–I’m talking about good ol’ wholesome firearms:
Old school Disney characters were downright psychopaths. Mickey was straight up waving his gun around on a regular basis.
No no, that’s when you go to nona’s and user her BIG pot!
“And to make sure you’re still here when the police arrive, I’ll just break one of your femurs.”
Bah, who needs love? What you really want is a good cast iron skillet!
“The 600 series used em-dashes, we spotted 'em easy…”
And forklift certified, lucky bastard.
🎵Katamari Damacy🎵