Oh, no! I missed it.

I miss the times when outrage food was made of bugs 😔

Sheogorath, is that you?

I don’t drink, actually. I am just prone to being anxious by default, and it usually happens when I get stressed.

No, these are my emotional support viruses!

No, I also have them. Sometimes they are about a single subject, and sometimes they are like, “Oops, I accidentally forgot to go to school for three years.”

I already feel tired again just by looking at this. Not even 5 minutes of rest between lives 😭

You’re falling into your doom, and suddenly an advertiser materializes next to you and asks if you’ve already heard of their new internet banking accounts for minors. The situation is so ridiculous that you realize it’s a dream, and you can fly. You start flying, but suddenly you get a popup: “Flying is a premium feature; upgrade now!” You try to get a free trial, but the popup insists that you already used one with this e-mail address, so you try to subscribe to the premium plan. Suddenly your card declines, and you return to falling down, crying as more and more advertisers spawn around you, showing you random things.

With sound, and it’s going to track your eyeballs so that you won’t look away!

For real, I once had a Xiaomi phone and for a long time it was giving me jumpscares with ads. I thought my phone has malware, and I went through every single antivirus I found in the Play Store until one day I googled it and found out that their phones are just brimming with ads by design. Delightful.

Really? I’ve never seen that show.

Good question. On one hand I would like to say no, because it wasn’t a part of the dog originally, but on the other hand, with that bone still in its throat it would probably sound like a flute every time it opens its mouth, so now I am torn. They could rename the dog to Mr. TromBONE, and it would control the sounds it makes by moving the undead bone 😆

Oh, yeah, haha. I like the video. That was the vibe I was going for with this character 😂

I thought it was about the cat figuring out the optimal way of pushing objects off the counter 😂