You jest, but Fedora’s probably one of the worst distros you could use an old version of. They’re practically a rolling release with how short the support window for each version is. Plus, they have a very “march of progress” mentality compared to something like Debian.

The biggest problem with Haiku is that it has no security. It runs everything as root, and it doesn’t even have user accounts or passwords. I think it has potential, but its security model is completely unacceptable for an online OS in 2026.