The first time I installed a keylogger was to snipe my dad’s AOL password so I could turn off parental controls on my account.
Put any problem between teenagers and porn and they will solve it in an efficient and repeatable way.
I love these bills because it’s gonna create a second generation of hackers.
I’m hoping that this kind of thing explodes VPN usage, thus training a generation to actually be far harder to track and surveil than otherwise, achieving the very opposite of the true objective of such bills.
Did anyone expect children to give up just because some senile psyco-moralist said so?
It certainly never stopped me from pirating music back in middle school
cough myeah, back in middle school, not at… any other time of course
Yes, the senile psycho-moralists making these dumbass laws
I remember back when age verification meant Leisure Suit Larry asking me about Watergate.
It has to make sure you’re at least 57!
The kids are alright.
The sooner they learn to fuck the system, the better
They may not know how to work computers, but they know the old ways around parental security. Its the small steps that make the race
Two kids in a trenchcoat is back in fashion!
Fake mustaches 🤣
This is just the most ridiculous mockery of how terrible this legislation is.

“life, uh… finds a way”

lol this is even better than the original quote
What’s this box of fake mustaches and bowler hats under your bed?
“Uhhhh…I’m just really into….Victorian England?”This is why my wife says I can’t shave my beard.
Porn stache
not bad, I’ll keep myself a fake stache around just in case
Well that’s against the rules!
In his ordo est ordinem non servare
I imagine that a dollar store disguise mask should work wonders. Actually, I’m going to buy one today and do the face verification that Aliexpress is now requiring for many items, even basic cutters, for example.
Of course they are. Do the age verification pushers not remember being children?













