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[A thin boy in ragged clothing holds out a bowl to an overweight Elon Musk] Musk: Society needs billionaires, we keep you from starving. Boy: Please, I’m starving. Can you help me? Musk: Fuck you.
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“Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.”
This should be repeated as often as possible.
I like how he’s shaped like a CyberTruck 🤣
body by Rob Liefeld
Not enough pouches.
Big Attack on Titan energy. Just add the crazy eyes and smile and you’ve got a titan alright.
Okay, but like real talk- why does he look like that…? Does he like, have a medical condition? Hes not really person shaped…
It looks like a barrel chest, which can be a symptom of lung conditions like COPD, or just being old. Other rumours suggested it can happen because of steroid usage without appropriate accompanying exercise. Elon does seem like the kind of person who would use steroids without exercising.
Steroids don’t cause that. But growth hormone, which is often taken alongside steroids, can.
Human Growth Hormone is rumoured to extend longevity, and also causes oversized organs.
I think it’s like how The One Ring brought to Gollum unnatural long life. This level of wealth, or the trappings that come with it, have mutated and perverted Elon into something that only echoes some scant memory of his former self.
See also: Bezos, Zuck, Trump, McConnel, etc etc etc
Dunno, but hopefully it’s painful and fatal
He’s doing his best to hold in his giant belly, like an olde timey body builder. My fat brother does the same thing.
Human growth hormone
Probably just sucking in his gut cause he thinks it makes him look less fat.
I hear Ozempic backfired on him. He might have a vest under maybe.
Oh god my retinas! Quick hand me some bleach!
hope this lil guy will do
It really did.
Throw a NSFW tag on that bad boy!
“Not safe for woman”
It’s an Edgar suit
He’s so weeeeeeeeeeeeirddddddddd
I can’t decide if the other kids in school beat him up too much or not enough.
Not enough.
*cybercuck lol
Friendly reminder that over 4 million children are in the process of dying because of his actions cutting foreign aid.
You have to be truly mentally ill, or something less than human, to be this kind of evil.
Both. They’re definitely both.
over 4 million children are in the process of dying because of his actions cutting foreign aid.
They’re dying because we’ve ramped up arms exports to surrounding territories in the midst of a climate crisis.
The idea that countries like Sudan and Libya and Haiti need USAID is predicated on us ignoring why they’re impoverished and war torn to begin with
the tesla cybertruck chest
Cybertitties
That was going to be my first comment too!
I remember a bunch of movies where torches and pitchforks helped.
That wasn’t aimed at the billionaire. It was aimed at the billionaire’s monster, a misunderstood child-like creature abused into madness.
A business is made, and is successful. WELL DONE.
Instead of a billion dollars going to the owner and, let’s say, 100K in salary to each worker… what if the CEO only made 100 million, and the employees each made 500K in salary?
Is that communism?
what if the CEO only made 100 million, and the employees each made 500K in salary?
The Raytheon Strategy.
Works great if you’re trying to bribe Nazi ex-pats into compliance while fighting a war of arms escalation.
Is that communism?
True Communism can only be achieved if we wipe all the current communists off the map, take their stuff, and impose “democracy” through an occupying military.
To play devil’s advocate they would reply without the owner there would be 0 salary for each worker.
And you have to be careful. CEO and owner most of the time isn’t the same person.
Of course, this argument is a pretty piss poor one when the example held up is Musk…
His first jolt was selling a website to a relatively clueless Compaq that did nothing with it except throw money at Elon. No idea if Elon’s site was any good or not, but it didn’t matter because the reality is that it folded without an enduring impact as part of the dot-com collapse. He used his winnings to try to make X.com the first time, and was a comparative failure next to Paypal, which, somehow, agreed to merge and put him in charge and he almost tanked it. Then ebay bought it out and Musk got maddening amount of money for doing nothing but screw it up.
Tesla is probably the first example of him not actively screwing it up, though his drama around “I wanna call myself a founder” was dumb. That said, any investor could have done it, so his ‘value’ was his lottery-like wins leading to that point.
There are others that are arguable, though recently had it happen where someone kept giving out names of impressive and seemingly valuable ‘billionaires’, and we kept checking and every last one were ‘only’ millionaires. So it seems like ‘billionaire’ remains a stupidly over the top concept that isn’t particularly redeemable, with the defensibly decent folks staying under a billion through not being super greedy and/or philanthropy.
“If you weren’t my slave then you’d have nothing to eat at all.”
no, but its still bullshit
Financial obesity is an existential threat to any society that tolerates it, and needs to cease being celebrated, rewarded, and positioned as an aspirational goal.
Corporations are the only ‘persons’ which should be subjected to capital punishment, but billionaires should be euthanised through taxation.
“Financial obesity” is a fucking weird phrase. You sound like an r/fatpeoplehate user who just discovered leftism.
Wrong forum, dipshit
TBF they also said billionaires should be euthanised through taxation, which is a wild sentence as well.
awaiting PCC haters to find something to hate on this about.
edit: whoops, it’s me. they hate me.
Of curriosity is there much to hate on her, or is it just the normal right wing “comic is woke” and she charges for nudes?
most of what people already said is true, but there’s a strong incel factor as well.
It got so bad around here I made a bingo card that I’m too lazy to hunt down again.
Generally I’ve heard* she shuts down a lot of dissent and criticisms of her work (even legitimate “I don’t like this” type passive comments) on r/comics because so much of the sub is her content and she gets disproportionate vote because of it (and like 3 other people like HowlingElk).
A fairly legitimate complaint I’ve seen is the aforementioned meta fact that half the sub is her content and not much more so they have to constantly see her stuff even if they otherwise don’t mind the messaging.
There are a lot of popular webcomics on Reddit, and the only one that gets nearly as much hate is Ctrl Alt Del. And I dunno, I don’t think Pizza Cake is very much like CAD. I think it’s closer to Penny Arcade, which doesn’t get any hate as far as I’ve seen.
Vote botting, mass censorship, and a lot of misandrist posts of which I will provide no evidence of when sealions ask me about it but is pretty easy to go and search for. She has a kiwifarms page which I guess is a place where people come together to shame and harass people, not something I endorse, but if you’re truly interested then just go and read it to see her haters tell you exactly why they hate her.
Nope, nothing whatsoever real to hate about her. Everyone who hates her is just right of Hitler, only reason possible.
That’s a great drawing of Elon “Joker face” “HGH abdomen” Musk
Billionaire “charities”: The billionaires own your workplace. They underpay you but it would be even worse if you didn’t have any job, isn’t it? They sell you garbage products, but haven’t you thought that the fact everyone else also use them might be a sign that it’s actually good, you’re just too needy? They help fascists into power, but did you know that communism killed more by numbers? And no more vaccines for Africa, because they now want disease-driven eugenics.
Just chiming in to say OP I’ve seen a couple of your posts before, but this is the first time I ever clicked on your pfp out of curiousity, and it’s hilarious hahaha 10/10
Ok, idk why, this one checks out. Simple is good occasionaly.
Society Needs Billionaires (To Go Away!)
My son’s high school has been without air conditioning for 2 years. I asked around the cost of repair is near 150k
Of course this means our government is garbage, but at the same time there are 20 billionaires living in my city. You’d think one of these fucks would be like “fuck dude, no ac in the school?? I’ll pay that bill right away” but no, Thats not how they think
I hear something similar in small organizations. One guy can set up a mutual aid effort and someone else can do start a mildly controversial thing and you can see the attention get split.
Something something billionaires are mentally ill
Farmers keep people from starving. Governments subsidize farmers to keep prices low. Subsidies come from taxes collected from regular people. So people keep themselves from starving by helping farmers.
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