‘The Worst Leak That I’ve Witnessed’: U.S. Cybersecurity Agency Leaves Its Digital Keys Out in Public on GitHub

Sahwa@reddthat.com · 4 months ago

TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club · 4 months ago

ELIT please.

Explain like im Trump in case you didn’t get the T bit. Sorry.

Optional@lemmy.world · edit-2 4 months ago

Woke computer nerds fucked us

Edit: just to reassure the more anxious amongst us, I mean ‘woke’ in the maga sense of anything-i-don’t-like-is-woke. Not actually woke.

Actually woke computer nerds observe proper security protocols ffs.

squidman64@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Unfortunately you can’t ironically pretend to be a dumb asshole on the internet because you become indistinguishable from the actual dumb assholes

binux@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

Poe’s law binds us all

henfredemars@lemdro.id · edit-2 4 months ago

Our best and finest left the safe combo next to the safe and then left for 6 months.

TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club · 4 months ago

Best and finest indeed. Thanks for the dumbing down for me.