overstep8556@jlai.lu to science@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoDisturbing Case Study Shows Why You Should Never Use a Massage Gun Near Your Eyeswww.sciencealert.comexternal-linkmessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up172arrow-down13
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minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoIt worked when I repeatedly smashed my balls. Seemed like a reasonable next place to go. Because of balls. Eyeballs.
It worked when I repeatedly smashed my balls.
Seemed like a reasonable next place to go.
Because of balls. Eyeballs.
That tracks.
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