Mark Watney would say this.

At first glance, I thought he was golfing on the moon. I don’t golf, but if I were to be on the moon, I totally would want to try golfing on the moon.

Now you know some random dude on the net wants to golf on the moon, enjoy that information I guess.

Also parodied Futurama reference for fun:

We’re golfers on the moon, I’m gonna sink a hole soon, but there ain’t no balls so we tell tall tales and sing this golfing tune.

Thanks for coming to my adhd Ted talk.

Y’all need to read about the mutiny on Skylab 4: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skylab_4#Communications_break%3Fwprov=sfla1