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38-years-old, max, unless he’s some kind of freak with a different number of fingers on each hand.
He’s definitely not some kind of freak.
What do you think his hands look like on odd numbered years?
That’s when the “tie-breaker” comes into play
That really doesn’t look like the hairline of a 38 year old to me.
His mother was a venus fly trap.
I’m t̶̘̪͉̎̋̚̚h̴̛̤̹̝̞̆̆̇e̵͍̽̂͠s̸̡͍̹̖̔̓́e̶̚͜ ̴̢̘͕̼̽̓͘á̴͎͍͠r̴̡̦͋̊̒̃ę̸̗͓̖̿̈́̽ ̴͚̂͠t̸̡̯͔͌̀͝h̵̖͕̀̑̕ȇ̷̫͉͈̹͊̆͝ ̶̟͗̅̃̄f̵̦͕̻́̀̊͝i̸̡̯̘̓̒n̷̙̜̄͊̊g̵̠̊̽e̴̥̙̽ṙ̷̜̌͘s̶͕͆́ ̷̡̜̰̊Ỉ̶̯͙͔͝’̴̨̡̙̺̾v̸̱̦͔̰̂̎ȩ̶̝̂̌͝ ̸̬̗̭̍͝a̷͔͇̍͒̎͂ŝ̴̭͈̬͐̅͝š̶̜̭̙͝i̶̜̋̂̍͝m̵̹̫̬̥̏̄͐i̵̡̢̬̥̒͑͝l̵̜͖̓a̵͚̼̟̾̀̀͋t̴͎̄͒e̷͈͗͘d̷̨͖̟͛̂ years old today.
Stephen King novel idea: You are born without fingers, you grow a new one for every year you’ve been alive.
I think I’ve seen this image before AI but the joke was about how artists convey movement. That smear frames look really weird in a static image
I’m sick of these AI slop images.
He grew so many fingers for nothing! He could count way more efficient with the fingers at hand cough.
I.e. the sumerians used to count to 60+ with 2 hands. They and their sexagesimal system.
