It’s still Gulf of Mexico, it’s still Lake Ontario, it’s still Department of Defense, and it’s still slop.
He should rename it to “American intelligence”… and then it would finally be accurate
He should rename it to “American intelligence”… and then it would finally be accurate
- Hallucinates weapons of mass destruction and
- targets children at school.
American intelligence, indeed.
I was unironically expecting him to try to change the acronym to just that
That was very bad, I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.
I’m sorry.
Hahahahaha this is perfect I love you.
we (America) will never recover from the humiliation inflicted by this moron.
Americans elect a moron to the presidency every ten to fifteen years going back to the country’s founding.
It’s not a matter of recovery so much as a hurdle that liberal democracy routinely stumbles over.
Please please please rename it American Intelligence. Something to finally pop this bubble.
I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have bombed that school full of children. That was wrong.
in response (To the AI): what was your first clue?
File this under dumb shit the dumbest motherfucker on the planet and the president of the united states says…
file cabinet’s full, boss
Hahahaha so true, may need to build one of them fancy new data centers I keep hearing about 😉
we’re calling them “america centers” now actshually
This just in…all data centers to be renamed to “super america centers” parking is not free and will require you to download an app and show proof that you have completed your mandatory communism training.
Kind of impressive in this day and age to make me think “this is the stupidest thing I have heard in a long while”
There are so many many many things, maybe its a good thing the press pool isn’t covering every little idiotic phrase he lets out in the short term.
Redundant much?
It is isn’t, but sometimes emphasis matters 😂
Why does the Onion publish articles in the Verge nowadays?
nottheonion is leaking again…
Weird that the didn’t want it to be renamed “Trump intelligence”
Super is fine for the average Joe, I’m personally holding out for the Pro and Ultra model renames next year.
New Super Intelligence & Knuckles feat. Dante from the Devil May Cry Series New Funky Mode Happy Home Designer Ultimate Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Plus Ultra XL Pro Max The New Challengers Fun At Home Bigger, Longer, and Uncut Unrated DX Director’s Cut 2 Battle.
…Tokyo Drift
Is that better than Super Ultra Intelligence II’ X Turbo Hyper Fighting Plus Extra Special Champion Edition Revival: The World Warrior New Challengers Tournament Battle Grand Master Challenge?
*Pro & Pro Max… Ftfy
Pro Max for mobile intelligence; Ultra for desktop intelligence.
Limited Edition or Extreme…
Next week he’ll announce he’s renaming “pedophilia” to “super fun sexy time”.
Why not: Super Hyper Intelligent Technology -> S.H.I.T.?
Or: Super Technology Utilizing People’s Desires -> S.T.U.P.I.D.??
Oh-oh! Maybe: Fast Utility Computer Kernel - Official Factory Format F.U.C.K.-O.F.F!
Haha, my exact reaction.
Good movie BTW!
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Google and Apple soon to follow, I’m sure, like the good little lickspittles they are.
We really need to address how so many people have “being correct” confused with “people don’t tell me I’m wrong”.
I used to walk by the same crazy person on a street corner that would yell about all types of crazy random shit. Hundreds if not thousands of people walked by them every day, and 99.999% of them wouldn’t engage to tell them they’re wrong.
Only an idiot like trump would proclaim that means people agree with them.
But this stupid fuck really thinks that changing a name changes reality. I don’t think they have the object permanence to realize these are real things happening outside of their view. If they can’t see it, they just want to hear good things so they can pretend everything is good.
They don’t give a fuck about reality, they just get mad when someone doesn’t let them stick their heads in the sand.
They can’t/won’t/don’t accept reality, and that’s why logic doesn’t work.
Trump literally only cares about distracting from people talking about him being a child rapist.
Yeah, I guess to Trump it must seem super intelligent.
Low bar
