Requirements are one resistor. Gold band for optimal performance.
I code by laying out gravel patterns for crickets to run through.
This made me look up if you could somehow run it on vacuum tubes, sadly not
9 day boot time on a 4004!
OMG!
I booted Debian Linux on a 4-bit intel microprocessor from 1971 - the first microprocessor in the world - the 4004. It is not fast, but it is a real Linux kernel with a Debian rootfs on a real board whose only CPU is a real intel 4004 from the 1970s. The video is sped up at variable rates to demonstrate this without boring you. The clock and calendar in the video are accurate. A constant-rate video is linked below.
He eventually got it down to under 5 days!
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I know a guy who got Linux running on a diode.
Don’t get it twisted
Damn I hate when they increase the minimum requirements

This thing runs arch by the way.
You can also wait for quantum fluctuations to randomly compute your thing…
Install directly into the base of the brainstem
Every time I woke up would be like
GRUB RESCUE> _





