Andrew Tit
Plumage maxxing is in. You losers need to stop ringing that little bell in your cage all day… WAKE UP! TAKE A LOOK IN THAT LITTLE MIRRO…oh hey, who’s that other bird in here? Fuck you, bro… you want some? I’ll peck your fucking neck, bro. I know Birdzilian jujitsu
Plumage maxxing is fine until you molt. Beak maxxxing is where it’s at, do you even cuttlefish brobird?
Focus on your nest worth
Take the bird’s eye view.
I would release it far, far from my home
Isn’t basically all fruit and veg seeds?
Onions and garlic are bulbs. Potato’s and yams are tubers. Carrots and rutabagas are roots. Spinach and cabbage are leaves. Bamboo and asparagus are stalks. Peppers and squash are fruits that contain seeds. Lentils and peanuts are seeds. Watermelon and blueberries are berries that contain seeds.
After many Pizzacakes and not even cracking a smile, this was needed. The parrot manspreading kills me






