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minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·17 days agoToday: ‘Copilot will let us control costs and will work around the clock!’ 6 months: everything on fire
minus-squareaim4harmony@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·17 days agoDipped in chocolate? They might be after sucking dry all the water and air to run data centers for the mighty AI.
minus-squareDe_Narm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·17 days agoIt’s not like their software is working today.
minus-squareaim4harmony@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·17 days ago This is… errrmm… fiiiinneee… 🤭
minus-squareNonstop Nut November@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·17 days agoI give 'em 11 minutes.
minus-squareemb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·17 days agoI’m sure they try to dress it up in some palatable way on either side. But if they’ve ever said AI would save them money, that would mean because they aren’t paying as many humans.
Today: ‘Copilot will let us control costs and will work around the clock!’
6 months: everything on fire
Popcorn? Popcorn.
Dipped in chocolate?
They might be after sucking dry all the water and air to run data centers for the mighty AI.
It’s not like their software is working today.
I give 'em 11 minutes.
I’m sure they try to dress it up in some palatable way on either side. But if they’ve ever said AI would save them money, that would mean because they aren’t paying as many humans.