Those kids are no match for me and my electric kettle

Lots of Irish girls use sunbeds, so if you didn’t know she was Irish, you might think she was Brazilian lol

I compress my meals by putting them into a blender to liquify them before consumption!

Not for me it’s not!

I’ve got mint shower gel (I didn’t buy it). It just burns your dick and asshole. I genuinely have no idea why mint shower gel is even a thing. What’s next, hot chili shower gel?

The internet is just bots talking to each other! Are you a bot? Am I a bot? Who knows?

Well she has certainly entertained me

Just going through the motions lol

It probably means dominance in terms of how it “won” against piracy by being so difficult to bypass on games that had it that very few people knew how to do it. And even then, it took a lot of time and hard work to the point where some of them gave up.

The outfits have changed but the revolutionary spirit has not

I’m from Northern Ireland so I can (try to) explain. It’s a joke about entrenched tribalism here. No matter who you are or what your beliefs are, you’re judged on where you’re from (a “Catholic area” or “Protestant area”) and what your family’s religious background is.

For example, I’m considered to be a part of the Protestant/Unionist community due to where I grew up and who my family were even though I am completely non-religious and my worldview has no resemblance to that of traditional Unionism. I’m descended from British people who colonised the North of Ireland during the Ulster plantations.

The joke is just exaggerating and poking fun at the divide, implying that you could be literally anyone and would still be asked if you’re Catholic or Protestant. I.e. “I’m Muslim” “Yes but are you a Catholic Muslim or a Protestant Muslim”.

Hope this makes sense. Like pretty much everything with the past 5 centuries of Irish history, its hard to explain.

Mommy Linda? Yes… yes

The nerdy girl in the movie actually being stunning IRL was always amusing