I believe in the original novel this comic is based on he had to charter a helicopter, then swing from that. But they cut all that out for brevity.

Sure, except for the part where he doesn’t look middle aged, and you clearly were reading waaaay too much into the situation and sounded like you were defending the MUCH LARGER topic of this comic.

That makes the comic even worse IMO. Now the comparison is different illnesses result in different treatments? That’s like a diabetic getting angry at the song “Spoonful of Sugar”.

I have people I care about who are at home in their bed a lot because of medical issues, no one is bringing them flowers. I get what the comic is trying to do, truly. But analogies of things that are different are not good analogies.

Most of the time, sure, but doesn’t that just make this an even worse analogy?

One is in the hospital, one is not. That is a key difference in the comparison attempting to be made.

Well then, don’t subscribe to my podcast.

Damn, that is a pretty big burger.

“Sign up for free access.”

Your mental breakdown aside I’m just happy I guessed sponge in my head before reading what I can only assume will be referred to by the mainstream media as your manifesto at some point in the future.

You know, I’ve been looking for some new fetishes! Don’t want things to get stale do we?