1. Find a random company that no one has heard of (or make one up)
2. Tell everyone you switched to a boring remote paper pusher job for health reasons
3. Enjoy your dream life

OR

1. Fuck everyone, who cares what they think
2. Enjoy your dream life

Meanwhile:

Source

Ignoring the AI going haywire for a bit - what is that feature request? I seriously can’t wrap my head around it. What even is the point it’s trying to make?

Yeah, I figured this out as a teenager. We had a half-marathon through rough terrain (gravel, sand, tree roots etc.). I had my 200€ bike from Facebook and a sports t-shirt from school. I felt very out of place with all these big men in their tight spandex suits and decked out bikes.

I passed most of them and finished 13th out of 130 (which is not amazing, but definitely not bad).

Not bad, but her nipples are in the wrong places.

Also, fuck off.

I used to think the same before I tried driving in California (European btw) and the left lane WAS AN EXIT???

Not that I support this, but hasn’t Google Assistant been able to do that for years? Sending texts via the voice assistant has been, like, one of the main selling points.