Hate to be that guy, but Perseus uses a reflective shield to prevent himself getting turned to stone so this shouldn’t work.

Thanks Elon, definitely “bad road design”, at play here. Not the car’s fault at all.

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Am I 12? Physically - no

You kinda are yelling at the cloud, dude

Yeh, that’s why I love pornhub. The science is on point.

I feel like, at this point, everyone should just stop using the internet.

Can confirm

No

No, he looks like Dwayne Johnson at 2am because he has started sleeping and eating properly.

Sleep is for the lazy. You should go for a jog instead of sleeping.

So a single trailer is worth $650,000ish? That’s worth a try I reckon.

What size vehicle would be needed to pull one I wonder?

Aaaah, classic FAFO

Wtf is this?

Can you say, “rug pull”?

I love that about you too xx

Sounds shit. Gimme both tx

Could have easily called that Flock Off

Here we go. So many bad takes here, so let me explain for those who don’t understand how protest works:

Stopping traffic doesn’t save the environment. Never has, never will. Neither does throwing paint on artwork or ancient monuments.

IT’S ABOUT ATTENTION. It’s about keeping the issue in the papers, on the TV, on the Facebook feed and front page of Reddit. Remember Extinction Rebellion? They used to do this shit then stopped because of the bad press. You hear about them anymore? Ever hear the phrase ‘there’s no such thing as bad press’? It’s true. Because as long as people are talking about you then you remain relevant.

Climate change is a global existential problem and it’s not going to be solved by ignoring it and hoping it will go away. Criticising the heroes who sacrifice their freedom to make the world a better place just marks you as a shortsighted legacy media chode. You’re worried about people being made late for work? Come see me again when the supermarket shelves are empty and everywhere between the tropics is unliveable.

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