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Cake day: August 3rd, 2025

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  • I dont really care about your excuses. If youre sitting in the middle lane, youre a cunt. No ifs, no ands, no buts. If you are not in the default lane, you are the cunt. Getting someone up your arse, is your own fault. Dont be a cunt, you wont have people up your arse. And if you still have people up your arse in the default lane, then AND ONLY then, do you have my support and sympathy.

    If you act like a cunt on the road, dont start crying to the rest of us about the 100% foreseeable outcome that you will meet another cunt. Just practice proper lane discipline and the amount of cunts on the road you run into will decrease dramatically.

    When in doubt, look to the ancient road scriptures:

    “Cleave not unto the middle lane as though it were thine inheritance. For the lane of the centre is for passing, and he who lingers there without purpose soweth irritation among the hosts of the roadway. As a stone in the river troubleth the waters, so doth the needless occupier hinder the flow of many. Blessed is he who returneth to the leftward lane in due season, for his journey shall be smooth and his neighbours unvexed.”

    Book of the non cuntish 7:14–17








  • So far, I have started collecting Classic Oliver people sunglasses from the 2000s. Niche fragrances from perfume houses such as Kilian and Parfum De Marly. And then theres the lego…

    And I tell ya, even when you go looking for fragrances that arent expensive, you end up buying more trying to find the perfect one. And all those 20 quids start adding up fast. But the sunglasses, the fucking sunglasses. I live in Scotland, its not even that fucking sunny. The summer is like one week a fucking year. In saying that, my pride and joy right now is actually a more recent pair. Victory LA in gold with a burgundy lens. So fucking cool. It really is a shame to put them on my ugly mug lol.

    Fuck, I just remembered I also collect power tools that I rarely use. Spent almost 200 quid on a purple Makita impact driver. I have zero need for an impact driver lol