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They all say keep right, unless reasons. In other words, KEEP FUCKING RIGHT!
“Waaa, Im so scared of being wrong, WAAAAAAA!!!” < Thats you that is.
No, “I” am not wrong. But you go right ahead and take it up with the lawyers who linked each state law on that easily clickable link I just gave you. What a fucking spoon.
In the US context, stop fucking lying.
https://www.mwl-law.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/SLOWER-TRAFFIC-KEEP-RIGHT.pdf
Pretty much every state starts with “Motorist must keep right unless over taking…”
Every lane is a travelling lane, you utter dope.
Ah, youre also one of those… Got it.
Found the prick who sits in the middle lane crying about how no one is letting him get away with being a prick who sits in the middle lane…
I dont really care about your excuses. If youre sitting in the middle lane, youre a cunt. No ifs, no ands, no buts. If you are not in the default lane, you are the cunt. Getting someone up your arse, is your own fault. Dont be a cunt, you wont have people up your arse. And if you still have people up your arse in the default lane, then AND ONLY then, do you have my support and sympathy.
If you act like a cunt on the road, dont start crying to the rest of us about the 100% foreseeable outcome that you will meet another cunt. Just practice proper lane discipline and the amount of cunts on the road you run into will decrease dramatically.
When in doubt, look to the ancient road scriptures:
“Cleave not unto the middle lane as though it were thine inheritance. For the lane of the centre is for passing, and he who lingers there without purpose soweth irritation among the hosts of the roadway. As a stone in the river troubleth the waters, so doth the needless occupier hinder the flow of many. Blessed is he who returneth to the leftward lane in due season, for his journey shall be smooth and his neighbours unvexed.”
Book of the non cuntish 7:14–17
Because our dumb as fuck cops dont ticket them for it. I would LOVE to see people start to be ticketed, and even given points, for middle lane hogging.
The only reason not to be in the inside lane, is because you are overtaking. If you are not over taking, you are disrupting the flow of traffic. Doesnt matter what speed you are doing, doesnt matter what piece of shit car you are driving. You are in the wrong.
Whats with cunts sitting in the middle lanes?
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•Stargate is going to go the way of Mass Effect
01·10 months agoThe game was horrible. The characters were atrocious, especially the lead. The male one anyway, I didnt play the female one.
Its shampoo cum.
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.worldto
Comic Strips@lemmy.world•It's too late for many of us
4·10 months agoSo far, I have started collecting Classic Oliver people sunglasses from the 2000s. Niche fragrances from perfume houses such as Kilian and Parfum De Marly. And then theres the lego…
And I tell ya, even when you go looking for fragrances that arent expensive, you end up buying more trying to find the perfect one. And all those 20 quids start adding up fast. But the sunglasses, the fucking sunglasses. I live in Scotland, its not even that fucking sunny. The summer is like one week a fucking year. In saying that, my pride and joy right now is actually a more recent pair. Victory LA in gold with a burgundy lens. So fucking cool. It really is a shame to put them on my ugly mug lol.
Fuck, I just remembered I also collect power tools that I rarely use. Spent almost 200 quid on a purple Makita impact driver. I have zero need for an impact driver lol
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Ex-CISA head thinks AI might fix code so fast we won't need security teams 😆️️
6·11 months agoI just asked an AI what the minimum wage was in 2003 in the UK and it told me that it was £4.50 and that on a 40 hour work week, that came out to 18k a year… But sure, trust it to write and fix code…

You made excuses. Theres is no excuse. You dont like how Im talking to you, dont make excuses for cunty behaviour.
And not for nothing, you have the 100% option of not replying to me. Go ahead and exercise that option, if you find me so offensive.