https://media1.tenor.com/m/WIdlvH1y2M0AAAAC/aqua-team-hunger-force-carl.gif

I’m shocked it hasn’t been done already.

That’s the joke.

I love to chase my toddler around and say “You’re going nowhere! Where you goin’? nowhere!” Before lightly bodyslamming him. Now he just runs around yelling, “I’m not going anywhere”

https://youtu.be/8qfNR-ft7A4

Pretty sure he is John Appleseed until September 1st

I changed the locks on my house to one with a keypad so I only have to carry a car key.

Clearly, this is an ad for Hoppers

Every self is different, every care is different.

The Exxon on 22 in Union definitely still has the bell you drive over