I love being childless.

My 1st EV paid its own note with the amount of gas I wasn’t buying to run it.

Ronald Reagan Ruined Everything: https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=mSbtBwgSY-s

I’m reading all of these comments with the helium-voice in my head.

I like that idea.

It needs little 🍊 hand prints all over the house and box.

Nobody ever expected a Fallout: Mad Max crossover event.

That sets up a nice sequel with some interesting ideas about the living undead and the horrific work conditions of the poor and social stratification of the Victorian era.

NASA let’s him spark the rockets. He invites everyone over on the weekend for barbecue but no one ever goes.

Regional? This guy’s all-conference and headed pro; zero doubts, first rounder.

Captain Taco Bell. One 4th meal too many changed him. Into the hero we never knew we didn’t want.