The coal merchants were charging the sheep more and more for the coal, and the sheep had enough of being fleeced.

So am I supposed to believe that headline, or not?

Yeah, paying to make their problem go away rather than going to the end of trial and getting a bigger fine and more pesky regulation.

Thanks, I just found it too. Sometimes the “breaking news” links disappear.

I’ve updated my post with the correct one.

Damn, they pulled the article. Sorry about that, nothing to see here (for now at least).

Edit: link updated.

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And de-claw them presumably, in the states that still allow it.

Edit for people who didn’t get the context:

I’m not advocating it! I think it’s barbaric, our country made it illegal years ago.

But I also think trapping them indoors and feeding them vegan food is wrong.

I know, I was making a reference to how ridiculously large American portion sizes are.

That’s a European serving. The rest of the jar is one Texan serving.

This is how you get crusty baps.

She wouldn’t be allowed to be the main character!

With a bonus level of chopping up journalists in hotel rooms?

No you’ll get a version of Gran Turismo with sand duning and loads of Aramco banners everywhere.

Well you don’t eat yours dry, do you?

Where do you crap? Outside like a wild animal?

Imagine their little faces light up!

Heaven must really stink then.

Have you tried taking your dog to someone else’s property? Works wonders around here it would seem.

Exactly. ET wouldn’t have got home without one.

You guys are getting code comments???