This is just another DEI plan. I’m all for it. But it fails in practice.

Or just don’t use Google. At all.

Oh no. What would I ever do without this ridiculous technology I never asked for?

ip what you did there

I’ve been skipping windows updates for years.

Your spelling is making me bemoan the world where you are in charge of an AI in control of something important.

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

TBH, humans do the same shit.

I’m not advocating at all for AI to take over being shitty, I’m just pointing out new boss is the same as old boss.

Lol. I just woke up and read it as the Hobbit that is is ruining your life.

Oh man I built my kernel and added some patches and oh boy did I fuck my install. Had to start it over, so annoying. Thankfully I had everything backed up took me an hour to get it all fixed.

This is not a meme. This is just sad.

If the number weren’t a fudge I would be more interested.

Because he also plays Mr. Handsome

We were on a long drive last weekend and my wife was complaining that Spotify wouldn’t actually shuffle randomly and that it keeps trying to get her to listen to AI songs and doesn’t work well.

My response: You could stop paying for Spotify and use the free Tidal subscription I’ve been trying to get you to use.

Her: But it would be so hard!

Me: No, it wouldn’t. It took me 10 mins to switch.

smh

Man for a second I thought you were serious and was getting my pitchfork ready. Bravo.

@ECHO OFF ECHO Beginning critical system diagnostic… PAUSE ECHO. ECHO Analyzing user competence level… PAUSE ECHO. ECHO Diagnostic complete. ECHO. ECHO Result: Computer is fine. You, however, remain the weakest ECHO component in this system. ECHO. ECHO Have a nice day.

Abusing Dos is for oldies.

I’ve been slowly dragging my family kicking and screaming away from surveillance state shenanigans but it’s hard.

I love our little local indie cinema. Super comfy recliners, they don’t deliver your food until after it starts. And the food is fucking soooo good. We got huge (gotta be over 2 lbs) of nachos with chicken, pico, cheese, avocado, for $14. Between the two of us we couldn’t finish it.