You’re a smooth operator. 😏👌

Like ten thousand spoons in your Chardonnay. 😉

Apparently not long enough to be educated about some interesting anatomical features of hyena females. It’s quite fascinating. 🤓

Yeah. Often, when I post a comic, the pixels are still wet. ☺️

But they landed with the nose in the grass. 😉

Ha! This must be the most meta thing I’ve seen of Haus of Decline. 😄

Hey, I remember this one. Seems like ages ago 🤓

I presume his dog. 😉

“Give…… me……. tree…… minutes” 🌳

In a bank. With bankers in them. Who I don’t like.

Ew, bankers. 😫

Swallow? 😜

Better throw in the towel.

I grew up in a time when our plastic toys had phthalates in them. So yeah. 🫪

I have a voice recorder full of these brain farts. A recent one simply says: “What if fire made a loud noise?”

Not sure what I am going to do with that. 😅

Doh. Now I wish I had put seeing eye bears in the comic instead of dogs. 🙄

No, but I’m old enough to be a dad of multiple disinterested teenagers and apparently that also expresses the dad humor gene. 😎 🧬

It’s a weird form of pun-ishment, isn’t it? 😉

As you should. 😌

Otherwise, you’d get 4 hours of non-stop ‘The Gonk’ by Herbert Chappell when you’re at my place.

Apologies accepted. 😎👍

In your defense, it’s getting harder and harder to tell what’s authentic. I predict, that in a few years time, we can’t even be sure whether the poop smear on our toilet paper is real. 😕