ITT: People complaining about how this phone isn’t 100% perfect and what they want. Instead of moving towards heaven, we might as well remain in hell until heaven is directly attainable. It’s a good start and the more money that gets thrown this way, the more others will follow. But by all means, don’t support this endeavor, let’s stay in our Apple/Samsung/Google versions of hell instead.

EDIT: I meant “isn’t”

They’re saving that for sweeps

tbf, online shopping would have eventually got you, but I’d say you could have gotten a good 15 years out of that hustle!

They say those who actually made fortunes during the gold rush were the ones selling the pickaxes.

Maybe I should get into the guillotine business…

Man, I miss MoviePass… For $9.99/mo, it converted venture capital into something people could directly enjoy by watching as many movies as possible!

Thoughts and prayers to the lawfirms to find as much damning evidence as possible!

Can for once something too good to be true actually be true? :(

Also, I’m fairly certain both lack higher reasoning skills to come up with these logical assessments.

You’re right! Tech companies need to stick to the easier problem to solve, self-driving cars! 😆

They have self-driving cars, but self-closing doors is still at least 10-15 years away.

Dang! I need to get my Nintendo DS out and start playing some Brain Age!

Hey, the poor billionaire CEOs are under a bunch of pressure to ensure the company sticks to its infinite growth schedule.

Sadly, I’m guessing this is transparent to iOS users, they think they’re supporting creators with $X each month, but behind the scenes, the creator is getting $X * 0.7 and then I’m guessing Patreon also takes some off the top of that for their infrastructure.

Damn! Creators are going to need another Patreon to supplement their Apple-induced Patreon shortfall.

I’m not sure. Current “dumb” TVs do actually exist, just search for commercial TVs. All the major brands make them for commercial applications where the end user has no need for traditional smart apps. Sadly, they cost a bit more (but not by a ridiculous amount) and may not have the latest alphabet soup image tech, but they look fine and work great. They still run an OS, but it’s stripped down to the bare essentials, usually just settings and input, not usually any apps. If any apps are installed, they’re unobtrusive and geared toward their intended purpose. I’ve been tempted to buy one, but the larger the TV the wider the price gap. The sweet spot seems to be at 65".

Idk, even the oldest HDTVs used RAM, sadly.

I’m tired of this! How can we start our own RAM foundry–is that the right term? Surely there’s a YT tutorial somewhere.

Who was “him” that Bill says was fucked?

It’s for the Right reasons.

Sorry, I’ll see myself out.

Shit, I’ve got 4.