Denvil

She’s an eldritch horror whos age is beyond human comprehension of time, naturally

Fun fact: Your chances of dying are never 0, any second could be your last ☺️

Thats the politician approach

“after all why not? Why shouldn’t I snatch some fangirl right out of highschool?”

This guy trains

I’ve heard from some people that 7zip is pretty good

I can pay $28 for 36 rolls of 3 ply 255 sheets per roll (quilted northern) or $27 for 45 rolls of 2 ply 473 sheets per roll (pom) at Sam’s Club

I quite liked Battlefield 1 and Battlefront II :(

Wait I thought they were just talking about butter on a poptart as a joke…

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

Going to jail as a poor person means you lose your job

Going to jail as a rich person apparently gets you a promotion

Interesting

Bold of you to assume EA doesn’t keep any little tiny scrap of info about you they could sell

Don’t a lot of people already pay companies to do their taxes for them? They’re just cutting out the end man and keeping the middle man

I was an electrician working on a restaurant, and the prints pointed out the pos area. Not a damn person on that site didn’t call it the piece of shit area

That is what I was suggesting

Amazon made 80 billion in operational income (after all expenses, pre-tax) in 2025, this is 0.001% of that. It’s like fining a person making $31k a year $3.10.

Any fines that go towards the people are good fines for a company like Amazon, but it’s not enough

What? I actually have a red car, but I think orange cars are cool :(

I’ll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati

I love telling people who aren’t from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot

That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there

I was grateful that my teachers were chill with this

I’d finish my math work while the teacher was still explaining it to the class, and just start reading a book. Teacher was fine with it because I was a good student and got good grades.

Rant incoming

Although I do have one particular gripe with that teacher unrelated to any of that. Question was how far was a person in a pool from the life guard on a life guard tower. I found the hypotenuse, moved on to other questions. Got marked wrong so I brought it up to the teacher, and her explanation was that she wanted the distance from the person to the tower (the BOTTOM of the tower???) under the logic that you wouldn’t just float on up in a straight line to the life guard. First of all, the question was specifically worded as distance from person to life guard, NOT travel distance. Secondly to the BOTTOM of the life guard tower??? You wanted that value, not even the added distance of the length to the bottom of the tower and the length to climb the tower???

If you asked me how far away a plane in the sky is from me, and I answered 5 feet, I’d look like a damn idiot.

I kind of wish I pushed her on that question harder. I kind of just thought “good lord she’s out of her mind” and sat back down because it had little to no impact on my grade. But I have lived years being pissed about getting that question wrong, I simply cannot move on from it.