When i get excited or angry my ability to articulate goes out the window. It usually comes out as mumbled gibberish

Man I’d kill to go on holiday. I straight up cant afford one though

Living alone is great for a while. After 15 years of it you kinda start losing your shit

Fast rail system would be rad man. I used to drive a lot for work and it killed the joy of it for me. Now I just wanna sleep

You laugh now but my family was sued by limewire for file sharing. My parents paid like 3500 bucks to settle. Which in 1999 times was pretty much a million bucks

I thought he was gonna be jerkin it off. The internet has ruined me

You as well my noodle bro

My dude. You’re way too chronically online. I say this with love. Go touch some grass please

Ah, just a crazy person then. Got it

Troll? Honestly hard to tell anymore

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I didn’t know there was a douche bag conference going on. Glad to see its board members meeting up

I think its gets good in toward the end of the 4th quarter. You know, when its over and something good comes on

See you get it

One spoon that you absolutely despise yet don’t throw away. So it just rolls around in tge drawer until the end of time

Men that cant admit other men look good or that they are handsome have serious insecurities.

Just rob a Walmart, if you get caught you go to jail where they feed you for free AND you don’t have to block in anymore, win win

Just don’t change your clocks and go by whatever time you want. Don’t be a dst conformist, fight the man, light your neighbors house on fire, the possibilities are endless when you stop caring

We have a circus we gotta run out of town first

I don’t understand how people can afford it. Ive done it exactly once for a 4 day getaway for myself. It was like 1300 bucks for four days. I paid 2 months of their mortgage for a 4 night stay