Yes we need more information about Spock’s possibly philandering ways to determine who’s being unreasonable here.

1: Dementia related deaths also count things like falls, wandering into traffic, or poisoning yourself from the loss of faculties.

2: Yes, Alzheimer’s causes physical brain damage. In late stages this interferes with organ function and can cause failures.

3: The most common cause of death is actually pneumonia because the loss of motor functions leads to patients aspirating food particles.

Just like how all the dementia deaths in the UK are because they’re so much better at dealing with heart problems than everyone else and has absolutely nothing to do with latent mad cow infections.

List of Jesus’s fetishes by biblical support:

1: foot worship 2: feeding 3: nurse cosplay 4: groups 5: S+M

I think Bender would be rather proud of the label, honestly

Hentai is verboten Japanese Westernized cultural cancer, true cumrades would use 卡通漫画

Which means “sexy cartoon”

(I made that all up and copy and pasted the characters from the Internet so if it’s wrong I don’t care)

No, I don’t, not entirely.

I think sales are also dropping because all the people who were going to overpay for a low spec computer based solely on branding already bought it, because it sure wasn’t going to generate legitimate hype on value for your money in the first place.

I’d believe this if every generation didn’t say the exact same thing, if the very premise that there’s an upward trend is flawed, and they didn’t have a picture of a Gen Alpha at the latest in the headline.

Not their problem, collect the check until they notice you’re not showing up

The job Mythos is legitimately better at doing than a human because it has a database of techniques a human can’t reliably replicate?

Like, yeah, they stole the techniques from humans and the rest are brute forcing but… It can’t forget them.

Now, getting a job as a crime guy and tricking idiots into plugging in usbs, that’s got a future

What an excellent way to convince aging gamers to just never buy from Sony again.

It does if you tell it to.

Idk man maybe stop chasing her at night in a hoodie and just say “do you want to go out sometime?”

Tl;dr;lookedliketrippingorai

Not when it comes to paying that bill it ain’t you’re on your own, dipshit

I’d always wondered what people’s problem was with those straws until I realized you lightweights just don’t drink fast enough.

Ooooohh I just want something to sip while I eat and chat~

Weak. Cowardly. Unthrifty.

If the waiter hasn’t brought you at least three refills by the time you leave you wouldn’t survive a real winter.

Fun Fact: the Panic of 1837 was caused by Andrew Jackson’s idiotic idea to pay off the national debt by stealing land and selling it, which crashed the real estate market. Jackson had also refused to continue the American central banking charter so there were basically no tools to fight it.

He is literally Trump’s favorite president. You know, the real estate guy fighting with the Fed.

Allow me to explain: the rest is boring tho

They’re equated because Christians label all heathenry as demonic. It’s the same word but with an æ

They were demons but with a funny æ