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It’s the same reason the T-1000 didn’t need to transform into “attack mode”. Odo is a particularly deadly type of fictional character that could kill another fictional character in thousands of different ways in a few fictional seconds.

Besides, Humanoids are the most deadly type of fictional character. Odo IS cosplaying as the scariest thing in the Universe, every single day.

Voyager cultivates the bio-neural cheese, making the smartest and most delicious cheese in the Delta Quadrant.

Cheese sales used for diplomacy, barter, and bribes. All Delta Quadrant species like this cheese.

Janeway, recognizing the power of the cheese to get home quickly, looks at a nutrient rich nebula in wonder saying “There’s cheese in that nebula!”

Bio-neural cheese easily defeats borg nanos in one-on-one nano deathmatches. Whole borg cubes left disconnected and smelling of cheese.

Neelix makes a fondue that becomes sentient for a few days. Janeway establishes diplomatic relations with the cheese. Neelix is now the ambassador of cheese.

Voyager gets home in 3 years, with borg defeated. Multiple successful diplomatic first contacts, and trade deals. Dramatic increase in all cheese related technology, and basic civil cheese rights across the Federation.

His wife left him when she found out he’s in the Epstein files. Because Bill Gates rapes children.

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Apple has consistently been a completely anti-consumer just basically evil corporation for 30+ years. Everyone knows it, there are just the people who care and who will never be smart enough to care.

Every single one of you idiots is fine with paying extra to access a free service. VPN! VPN! Gotta have a VPN to fool everyone!

You didn’t need a VPN before, because religious nazis have to control every single fucking thing. Control that porn! Control that “R” rated movie! Control those words in songs! Control the words in books! All religious movements.

Stop supporting religions, you stupid fucks. Requring a VPN is just saying that poor people don’t get free porn, because they can’t afford a VPN. Which is yet another thing that religious dickheads do.

If you’re religious - FUCK YOU!

“Use this until you’re dependant on it, then we’ll jack the price up 400%! Oh, and we want to sell all of your work data, and use it to train our shitty LLM’s.”

Vance sacrificed his children to Peter Thiel, the child rapist. Or made a promise… Or whatever these christian nazis do.

Simplest explanation.

Peter Thiel rapes children. Peter Thiel is a child rapist. He’s in the Epstein files. Release the rest, and Peter Thiel rapes children for fun.

Who’da thunk that big evil corp would do big evil things?

Google now: “We do evil. Exclusively”

Just like every other sociopath CEO corporation. Profits over humanity.

Every single religion has extremists. Make a religion, you just made reliigious extremists. Support a religion, you support the same religion as religious extremists are supporting.

Religions support politics, and politicians, . They have to do that to achieve theocracy.

Every single religion tries to pull this bullshit. christians? Yep. muslims? Yep. jewish? Yep. hindu? Yep. It never ends. Keep religion very far away from everything, always. It ruins everything it touches.

100 languages, 100 different translations. Then translated from dead languages. Then changed to suit a tyrant. Then translated back to another language.

If you think any of that original fiction is still there, you’re a fucking idiot. If you don’t think it’s fiction, you’re an even bigger idiot.