Entertainmeonly (she/her)

I feel like I’m 25 until i talk to an actual 25 year old.

We are so cooked

Does anyone else love when the numbers line up? If it’s 12:34 and i notice it, i stare at my watch until it’s 4 seconds to 12:35. In my head or sometimes outloud i say one, two, three, four, five ,six. It makes me smile everytime i catch it.

RIP MFDOOM

For some reason i think of the myth that got spread around about wine being healthy for your heart. Are we sure it’s not just a correlation that people who get the vaccine tend to be in a better position to stay healthy than those that may not be able to or refuse the vaccine?

Edit: just to be clear i agree the vaccine is awesome.

Damn it! Why is Mimi so relatable?

Pocket sand. Obviously.

Think the high pant cuff was already doing a fine job of showing that off.

A meme is a gene we spread with our mind, not our genitals. Or is our genitals the meme and the mind spreads the gene? Meme hurt itself in its confusion.

Ford has always been a shitty company.

😅

I want to believe.

What?

Guess it didn’t happen. Have a stiff day.

I’m in my 40s. I can and do hit this pose. If you can’t maybe work up to it but please don’t buy into the idea that you should be stiff. Unless you have an underlying condition stretching daily is a great thing. Stay flexy everyone.

Hey, cocaine and baking soda ain’t cheap you know. Plus you got to have a microwave and shit. Overhead is crazy like that.

/s

Even the street corner hustler knows you give the first rock out for free.

Is that Mr. Peanutbutters? Is this a crossover episode?

Commercial vehicle taxes are already scaled by weight and milage.

Playing devils advocate the average weight of an ev is roughly a 1000lbs more than an equivalent ice car.