AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF

WELL? HOW DID I GET HERE?!

Nah, not really

Is Trump really so uncreative that every name change he orders is just “replace x with America”?

Its unique

It definitely is, but that doesn’t justify the price in my mind

I have an Analogue Pocket and I’d say it’s better value for not that much more money; I can play all my existing GB games and more through adaptors and emulation, and that screen is amazing. Not saying it’s cheap and I despise their artificial scarcity bullshit, but I don’t regret buying one.

Good on them! I was intrigued by the Playdate ever since it came out, but always found it too expensive. Maybe I’ll get one after all.

But yeah, no surprises about Nintendo here…

That’s evidentially the only way, since the councils just don’t care

When I was in Australia last year I was overwhelmed by how much modern cars beep at you. The worst offender by far was a 2025 Kia Carnival that had different beeps for every possible thing the system might label a driving error.

It was more distracting than helpful to be honest.

I mean Porsche became lame a looong time before AI in its current form was even a thing so eh

Lose Your Job

Just fixed the last panel for you

I think they don’t really care actually. Sure, they could afford to defend the people who voluntarily spent 100+ hours to build a repository using their tools but what’s in it for them?

Why isn’t GitHub Microsoft telling them to get fucked?

They don’t wanna be sued. Emulators are technically legal but Nintendo likes to abuse every loophole in the book to argue otherwise.

She’ll get six figures for that

i just would prefer if humanity didnt go out / lose all potential because of few vile beings.

I’d prefer that as well but I feel so defenceless in the matter

I think if they could fully comprehend what was happening right now, they wouldn’t do it.

But i dont think we should let them.

Honestly, I don’t think we can really stop them. The only people they have to answer to are politicians/government officials and those can be bribed. Sure, we can protest data centres and stuff but even if we’re victorious in stopping one from getting built in place a, there’s always a place b.

Hey, at least we’ll be able to make one last upgrade before we die.

They don’t realise that it’s gonna be their own funeral, too. Sure, Elmo and Bebos will most likely die of old age (or drug abuse) in a few decades but many of those cunts are under 30, and they absolutely will have to deal with the apocalyptic consequences of their actions.

And it’s not just them at this point; thousands of politicians and property developers are in it as well. I don’t think most of them are trying to do harm, they’re just blinded by greed.

Fixing public transport would solve so many of Germany’s issues to be fair

It’s a fun idea but not that useful outside of giving news outlets something quirky to report on