for poor pedophiles

I think I know what you mean, but I strongly urge you to rephrase that in the future.

“You don’t understand! I need my 400 terabytes of child pornography to keep the kids safe!”

Goddamn, the throughput on that tiny little thing

Never watched much of vsauce, but I don’t recall him molesting numbers, chemistry, or history.

On the other hand, I can honestly say that I’ve probably watched more of Steve Irwin than anyone else in this comment section. Possibly by an order of magnitude. I’m not sure whether my opinion, formed via vhs obliteration, counts as curmudgeonly

The federal investigation was dropped but the local investigation is ongoing

I still don’t understand how Steve Irwin ended up so beloved. He seemed more in love with adrenaline than the animals

What game is this? It feels like resident evil, but I don’t remember any women wearing white

Honestly, genuinely, and 100% seriously, if it is a twitter screenshot, it is probably better to simply disregard its veracity. Twitter screenshots are 80% dunking on random vermin, 30% bot posts, and 20% faked. (Percentages reflect the vent diagram of fuck that is twitter) I used to verify, until I realized that the people there are simply not worth knowing.

Thankfully, I don’t know anyone who would want these things

Pleasantville as well. Kids are too insecure to express themselves with the whole world watching, and are more sexually repressed. And that suuuuuuuucks.

“One Reddit user says that killing yourself can alleviate some of the symptoms of seasonal allergies. Another mentions that staying indoors indefinitely prevented all of their symptoms.”

Thanks, google.

This is like asking whether it’d be alright to cum inside a woman, post-birth. Very intentional delay

Exactly. Ublock origin is notable only for being part of 0 ad companies and 100% trustworthy. The blocking lists are universal. If it’s built into the browser, you’re golden

What are the red fingers about?

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa”

• tiger attack

I buy one smartphone per decade. Why would I want to lease it instead?

Huh, my pattern recognition is hitting me with Crowder, Shapiro, and Yiannopoulos. Wonder what that means.

You don’t understand, the translation doesn’t properly convey some of the climactic conclusions. You have to read it in the original Aramaic to really understand it

At least gpus will finally cease their break-neck price climb, I say, for the 800th time over the last two decades.