Way to go Meta

The top three platforms used by scammers all belong to Meta: Facebook at 57%, Instagram at 22%, and WhatsApp at 8%

On first pass, did not read that last word correctly.

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For some, gluten could indeed be punishment.

And punny

I like when the babies come out after the rains in early summer. Although it sometimes makes evening walks rather treacherous.

I’m on a train also holding in laughter. That face is meme worthy. It’s like E.T. screaming

I feel like I can hear the scream from the bottom right

TIL “bacon in a can” is a thing that exists.

Little Bobby Tables?

Having seen lots of sci-fi movies, this can only end well.

Exactly, they might be from the “booty” system now, but there’s no need to rename the planet. That would just be confusing.

In the US, don’t forget the fee you get charged for missing your appointment time despite the fact it doesn’t work the other way around.

I believe it’s called spooning: https://youtu.be/8wUOUmeulNs

Stolen from the internet although I’ve seen a few versions:

Out in space two alien life forms are speaking with each other. The first alien says, “The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.” The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, “Are they an emerging intelligence?” The first alien says, “I don’t think so, they have them aimed at themselves.”

Being married, I know it’s a death trap… but f@&$ it. What does premium wife get me?

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that… well, I’d have at least one.

The “donk” killed me

Even looks like someone blurred the bit at the bottom that did have the artist details. Cropping is lazy but this was on a different level.