

I ditched the smart watch when it told me I was sitting for too long while I told it I was going to sleep


I ditched the smart watch when it told me I was sitting for too long while I told it I was going to sleep
Lol, votes for 24 were hacked. In 20 too but they didn’t cheat hard enough.


Front only, our pitchers also had a slit in the front to close the bag. You’re supposed to squish most of the air out to keep it fresher and close it to keep the milk from picking up fridge smells.
I got a shower stool and it’s a game changer
Gandalf fucked a hobbit.


Im pretty sure they’re trying to do the H2G2 trick of using the finite probability engine to produce the infinite improbability engine.
Instead of the corporatization of storytelling, we should be letting artists tell the stories they want to tell. We should engage with our media more critically and stop chasing nostalgia.
Jesus ALLOWED himself to be crucified because of our sins.
He noped out.


I’ve had a theory for a long time that many of the “LGBT advocate/ally” voices that participate in the discourse aren’t actually doing so in our best interests. Many ways I’ve seen people who call themselves allies talk and act are more likely to push people away than educate.
Preferably I’d like if people could just let HP die and fade away, but beyond that just try not to give her royalty money, and if you can’t do that then at the least i don’t want to hear about it.


An old friend was once getting a ride to work in an escalade when a big ole lifted truck did some dick move, so she made a big truck small dick joke. It didn’t land well. When another friend dumped this man, we learned she called him turtle 🐢 due to how turtles can pull their head in.
They hand out 1GB businesscard labeled ones like table pens pretty often at vendor booths


It doesn’t work due to birth defect and botched surgery, all his kids are artificial insemination and that in addition to a trans daughter (he paid for only boys damnit) and his wife leaving him for a trans woman is why he’s big mad about trans people.
Queer coffee shop that also does DND nights 🤣
Tabletop poly is real. Variation on kitchen table poly where everybody can have dinner at the table with each other, it’s just we play ttrpg together though we mostly play mtg ;3


One place I used to live public transit was publicly funded and fares collected went towards supplementing road maintenance.
DNC more right wing than the actual right wing in most countries


Reality is a rendering of the hivemind
I thought it was a blurred goatse
You can cancel so it doesn’t renew and still finish out the subscription. At one point they’d prorate a refund if you wanted to end benefits too. You may experience improved prices and shipping while you’re half-canceled too if they’re trying to get you to turn it back on.