At this point the victim is also the perpetrator

Design choices in this area involve balancing performance, usability, and security

Nothing to do with usability since decrypting your passwords one by one is perfectly fine. So they are saying this is about performance ? Holy fuck…

My hair quality became noticeably better when I started using SOLID shampoo. DRY shampoo, if you will

I tried telling this to my manager for years. He saw it as a “X days since we last had a problem and needed to reboot the server” and took pride in it.

We finally shut it down at over 5 years of uptime. Some docker containers had been running for 4 years straight.

Yes, that means what you think it does concerning update policies. Yes, the server and some containers were exposed to the internet. No, the backups were never tested.

Beginner mistake, which is perfectly fine! Just use i-1 inside the loop and i <= values.Length as the condition.

It should, as long as you don’t try to abbreviate it as tar -h though… the short form is tar -? which illustrates the joke nicely

I’d argue all of these should be relative to 0K to make sense. So if our baseline is 30 minutes at 200°C, make that 10 minutes at 1146°C and I’m in.

Please let us know indeed.

Since I haven’t seen anyone point it out yet, “la suite” could translate to “the [software] collection”, but is more commonly used to mean “continuation” in the sense of a “next step”.
I find it hard to translate, but the wording implies this is the next evolution, and they’re not going back.

I already thought it was pretty bad but that is somehow even worse. Par for the course I suppose

The new Start menu is also a significant improvement over the old one, with more icons on show, the ability to turn off Recommended ads, […]

Guys, we are allowed to disable the ads now. We might have been too harsh on microsoft after all.

…insanity, I tell you. Ads, in your face, right in the Start Menu, on your computer that you bought, on your OS that you bought.

With a magnetic needle and a steady hand ?

Thank you very much for your hard work. I would never have gotten a robot vacuum if Valetudo did not exist.

I agree with the general idea of the article, but there are a few wild takes that kind of discredit it, in my opinion.

“Imagine the calculator app leaking 32GB of RAM, more than older computers had in total” - well yes, the memory leak went on to waste 100% of the machine’s RAM. You can’t leak 32GB of RAM on a 512MB machine. Correct, but hardly mind-bending.
“But VSCodium is even worse, leaking 96GB of RAM” - again, 100% of available RAM. This starts to look like a bad faith effort to throw big numbers around.
“Also this AI ‘panicked’, ‘lied’ and later ‘admitted it had a catastrophic failure’” - no it fucking didn’t, it’s a text prediction model, it cannot panic, lie or admit something, it just tells you what you statistically most want to hear. It’s not like the language model, if left alone, would have sent an email a week later to say it was really sorry for this mistake it made and felt like it had to own it.

rsync -avzhP gang unite! I knew someone would have posted my standard flags. I used them enough that my brain moved them from RAM to ROM at this point…