Time for some people to touch grass

HOLY SHIT, AGE OF EMPIRES II IS SENTIENT

She stole that whole bit from someone else’s poem. Check it out.

Ooh, thanks! Have been using the non maintained version, will switch.

Use Watchtower. You’ll miss out on this pleasure though.

That’s amazing. Been using it for 6 months, loving it.

You won’t regret it! Ubuntu is a solid choice for your first foray into Linux.

I had a Nokia N97, which iirc was a shit phone, but that pop out keyboard was magical.

The only surprising thing about this is that the functionality existed in the first place.