Why are the fries soggy? Soggy fries make me sad.

Mine definitely understands; he just acts like he doesn’t.

Well, see, there’s your problem <poke, poke>

It’s AI. The author/artist specifies on his page.

In the 80s (maybe 90s?), NYC was the cliche.

I remember watching this episode after school and being utterly shocked (and pleased, of course). This was my clearest “can they show that on TV??” moment.

The gods that speak plainly are the best gods.

… Also, maybe the worst gods.

I don’t play chess and I also had trouble. It’s a long castle. Ok. And it walks? What?

Olive Oyl? My high school chemistry/life science teacher did me wrong!

Um, actually, I’ve done my own research on this and this was technically a self-portrait.

I can’t help with the Roman version, but it sounds familiar to the take I heard on the Myths and Legends Podcast (if I’m remembering it right): Medusa becomes beautiful, Poseidon rapes her, Athena blames Medusa for getting raped and makes her hideous. I don’t remember if Athena tops it off by compelling Perseus to murder Medusa, but she at least gives him the shield and the instructions on how to do it.

https://www.mythpodcast.com/12752/80a-medusa-golden-child/

Edit: I think I was actually meaning to respond to Xeroxcool.

No, the two Rs were already revealed. Foxy?