Phillip K. Dick was so prophetic that he had to drowned himself in drugs to keep from seeing more horrors.

Eternal life suckling from the creature.

Forced alone. Ejected from the creature.

Dim lights. Gentle embrace. The creature.

I wiped. Then noticed the creature.

The creature filed taxes. Again. Incorrectly.

I brought chips. So did the creature.

We hugged. The creature erect. Alarming.

The creature moaned. My kneecaps buckled.

I found out because of my bipolar disorder if I take Lexapro or most SSRI’s I gain the endurance and attitude of the Kool aid man and Randy Savage for like 2-3 days straight.

Randy Man? Kool Savage?

Also gotta watch the caffeine intake

Yup, it’s just more pronounced, much thicker. Guess I should have said it takes me a couple weeks to get a beard length to where it takes other people a couple months? But I didn’t think it was necessary?

But since you’re just chiming in to be picky. Men do grow beards at different speeds, mine is on the higher end is what I’m implying.

Average beard hair growth = ~0.3–0.5 mm per day, but some men’s can be as low as 0.2 mm/day and others 0.6 mm/day or more.

A fast grower can have visible stubble by the evening (5 o’clock shadow).

A slow grower might take 2–3 days before stubble is obvious.

I’ve had a beard almost the entire time since it sprouted. Briefly shaved for a few weeks because I was curious and realized it was horribly difficult my genetics make it to stay clean shaven. I’d grow stubble back at the end of the day.

I have big hairy men in my family none of them could go beardless. I’m just glad I didn’t inherit the back and upper arm hair.

Get you one of these rubber brushes, put a little oil on it or just scrub your beard in the shower with it. This helps get down to the skin and also grabs loose/dead hair which can be irritating.

Obviously, because humans are not one of “those” races.

As someone who works in marketing. We are not ignorant to how people operate and how to get in front of them. Go to the sentence that “Management makes most of the decisions”. We’ll be aiming for the people who actually buy things. Unfortunately in B2B sales that is usually the CEO/CFO/VP who has very little time to read and learn and would rather someone call and explain everything to make a problem go away. Typically they are of an older generation and hate digital media and wouldn’t be caught dead on Reddit.

That said, I always say honestly sells itself. Embellishing the truth or straight up lies will only get you so far and it’s typically short term gains.

Agency’s love scummy marketing tactics. This because it’s good numbers to them and they could give a fuck what it does to the client. They just want them to see that the graph goes up sharply for the first month and than silently bleed them dry as it flattens out and they can push more tricks or services to make graph go up again.

Inhouse teams (like me) can’t shit where they eat, so have a more genuine strategy for the long term. We are vested in the well-being of our company.

Ok, got any mountains?

No take 10 damage and tap a creature in play.

I have always said when you really think about statements your relatives/friends make, they are just nice ways of saying really personal topics.

Nice: Isn’t it time for you to work on having a baby?
Unfiltered: Are you going to get rawdogged a few times until your eggs get fertilized?

Nice: Boy it must have been a cold winter.
Unfiltered: You fucked a lot 9 months before September didn’t you?

Nice: You should experience being a parent! We can have playdates together.
Unfiltered: You should have a child so you can understand the horror I went through and we can trauma bond.

Fortunately I have a radioactive isotope, in my pants. The half-life is 30 seconds, so we need to act quickly.

At least you have hands! I had to get my fabricated from the town blacksmith.

I’d summon a succubus to have a genuine conversation with someone.

Alcohol guzzling pussy is inappropriate content and against my guidelines.