I used to work with someone who went for a shit 10 minutes into starting work. Took a full hour in the toliet. Then later would have his lunch for 30 minutes then go for another hour long shit

Nice.

McMuffin!

I wish I could text my cat

Or better yet just carry a gun around. Nobody will bat an eye.

Donald McTrump

It amazes me how many people still think Jesus was born 25th December. I always hear it on the radio “happy birthday Jesus” and I just think, how stupid are you?

Pure genius from the almighty himself! I’ll quit my job now while I’m ahead (not on my mortgage). /s

With the exception of tick-tock

I don’t remember tom nook looking like that?

Dammit not the dating apps!