I was relating to the action park slide which was very real.

No, that’s the original!

Yes, apparently there’s a new cosmetic surgery technique called deep lift. And this is the result.

Did everyone forget that birds aren’t real?

I‘d say that caring for yourself is an important step towards caring for others and having the strength to do so.

You should check the documentation in your local capitalist agency office for when you signed up. Maybe your minimum term is soon ending.