Either way…

Goat is said to be quite good 😋

(/s, or actually no, goat is sometimes even said to be the GREATEST!! 😉)

So block OP and move on with your life? Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder, so if you are blind to see it here then that’s not really OP’s problem.

Uh… the fact that she LOST, obviously!

Many people find mayo to be so delish tho…

LITERALLY!!!

bc delish

Freudian slip!

Believe in yourself, at least as much as you do your paper shredder!!

- source: The Oatmeal, in case that was not obvious

Perfection!

… and SO do I!1!

There - now it’s in your head as well.

Oooh, a closed mouth! 😊

According to the policy… “no”.

I much prefer seeing this… to the actual ads.

We thought the goal of every company was to generate profits. We were wrong. The real goal is to stroke management ego.

Not true! It helped organize the Jira tickets so they could run the war efficiently, enabling hyperlocal deep-dive scrum workflow synergy partnership customer journeys to provide a maximum return on investment for the stakeholders. The impact of next-generation core competency in visible metrics was crucial to the ballpark estimation of sustainability, offering a quick win in logistics alignment retargeting, to move the needle in unpacking the incentivization ecosystem.

(This is satire, I should say, since it is getting awfully hard to tell these days.)

Well with all that fire down there, he’s just trying to take good care of her, ya’know? 🔥💦