“Thanks for noticin’ me.”

- Eeyore

Cis kids with precocious puberty may not be the control group they think they are. My only concern is that this could be used to gatekeep puberty blockers by scaremongering, putting the onus on kids to somehow prove they’re trans. I realise giving puberty blockers to prepubescent cis kids instead is probably massively unethical, but

Cameras that don’t record are arguably more akin to sensors?

Die Antwoord are terrible people

Cthurobo

Reminds me of this

Finch? Yeah it’s the same machine, just with a fun robot hand to make the sacrilege seem less awful, maybe?

Yeah it’s Toy Story 3

AI labs buy, scan, shred millions of rare books

Fucking scanning books without destroying them, the philistines! /s

It’s really easy:

1. When it sprouts because you’ve forgotten to use it
2. Separate the good cloves from the moldy ones
3. Plant the good cloves in the garlic flower bed
4. Forget to harvest the garlic
5. Buy more garlic and put it in the cupboard

Repeat as necessary

This reads how English Wikipedia claims Americans invented all cocktails

Isn’t it worse that he was treated like an alien and found solace in materialism and so discarded the human race

Someone else scamputer

I wish I had fewer opportunities to post this gif, I hate it

Tfw you realise the country you’re living in has its own fandom for something and they’re ridiculously welcoming

I read “Fingering warmth“

I suspect the prompt contained “facing” which fucked up the directionality of all the logos and flags

On iOS if you swipe down, the “full status bar” has the percentage either way

Well 50 / indeterminate amount

The black mirror is when other people can see your number! On a(n even) darker note, I think that’s exactly what they do on death row tbf