Are you Walmart, because that’s exactly what Walmart did this past weekend.

Installing a flatpack looks different on my system.

Lies! America is the only real place and everywhere else is made up. Everything on the Internet is true. Wait…

Jesus, so that must mean… I’m that old.

You’ve never heard of Dolly Parton? May I ask what continent you live on?

Remember, a peanut butter jar does not have a flared base.

Jucika takes no shit.

I want the pipe cutter from Cool Hand Luke.

Well that was certainly an eyeful!

They look like fun

I mean, yes, but the joke I was making was that I must be a twat too based on the previous comment.

I’m on it.

Drrrrr drrr

What a nice gift for Christmas in July!

And thus the chest bump was born!

No style whatsoever

Not super, just villains.

“Mornin’ Sam.” “Mornin’ Ralf.”