“Dude, your let’s been completely severed. I think we need to cauterize it or something.”
“What? You don’t know what you’re doing!”
“Its that or we rub some dirt in it and you ‘walk it off like a man’ or something”
“Well if we do the second one, I’ll either bleed out anyway or die of infection. But burning my leg is going to cause a whole bunch of damage, and I still might get an infection. So, neither. I’m not picking either. It’s fix my leg or nothing for me.”
The Final Straw is an all-in-one vertically integrated community beverage provisioner mobile app!
Exactly. Just because it doesn’t end it full stop doesn’t mean it doesn’t help.
Ehh, that also rhymes with “make transport of foreign plants and animals illegal and the invasive species will stop”
Oh! I was reading the whole list as the POV of bad opinions, not OPs opinions opposing other common opinions. It all makes much more sense.
The US isn’t an oligarchy, but Trump isn’t an aberration?
“That’s a good looking pizza, look at that cheese”
“… Thanks! White glue is commonly used in the industry to get a picture perfect cheese pull”
I think its a great idea. A bunch of these tech billionaires should go up on the SpaceGate Titan to survey their plots!
Yeah, but if it backs up any other resident’s plumbing, you’re 100% being a negligent asshole, even if its the same landlord and its their responsibility to fix it.
I get it. My dentist just isn’t into me either. Thanks for bringing it up.
No one grills like Hank Hill Nor has skills like Hank Hill To sell propane and propane accessories like Hank Hill
Billionaires can’t look 20 years into the future when the babies would grow up to be workers. If they could, they’d see that destroying the environment is going to cost way more in the future than it would to just fuck it less now.
The elite want people to have children because people with children have something they could lose that isn’t theirs to sacrifice. It makes them easier to control.
That’d be a form of energy capture, akin to renewable or carbon capture. Just another ploy to infect the noble right with the communist eco-woke leftist propaganda.
Remember, as a Republican you always need to ask yourself “who do I get to make suffer by my actions”
At the very least, come up with a engineering sounding name.
“Sensify” sounds like an app subscription I need to install on my car that uses AI to initiate predictive braking based on my driving habits.
No! We don’t want him back!
This is missing the crucial evil step of “buy out competition to monopolize the concept”
But the Left doesn’t want it to happen, so you can see how their hands are tied.
But if the canals are really shallow, doesn’t it stand to reason that he could hit his head on the bottom and become unconscious and drown?
Not really enough details to cry foul on this one…