“You shall not pash!”

“Is it shecret? Is it shafe?”

“When did Sharuman the wishe replace hish wishdom with madnessh?”

You could play this game all day long

Cocaine was cheap and plentiful in the 70s.

Maybe of you visited Grandma a little bit more she would not turn to local fauna for company, Red.

Haiku OS! Backwards compatible with an OS that was abandoned in the early 2000s and was never popular in the first place! Zero ports! Use it for web browsing or something idduno!

“Let’s give everyone an army of spambots! What could go wrong?”

I’m gonna start reading books again.

Being grossed out by people who justify wanting to fuck people below the age of consent is misandry? Ok groomer.

I love the ridiculousness of “gonna save a single peach for my (multiple) kids” instead of “we’re out of peaches, better fetch new ones”.

You morons will simp for the biggest dictatorial muderers as long as they are anti-west. Go live in Russia if you’re so gung-ho about their freedoms, and try not to get volunteered

If nobody is using your product then you made a shit product and should scrap it before you lose any more money.

Follow me for more business tips.

I find it fascinating how the concept of coping with a situation has been made into a negative. “Get bent loser, how dare you try to make the best out of a bad situation”. Hold on, let me unfuck the tech sector real quick.

Just checked out the podcast and some of them are intriguing as hell - Life on a Medieval barony for example.

I love the media rhetoric about childhood obesity. “It’s those videogames and social media!!!”

Maybe its because we punsihed them when they followed their natural instinct to move their bodies.

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It made the most satisfying “clunk” sound 🤤

Ah, a shaggy dog story, those are the best.

I’ve minimized my short form video consumption and reliance on Youtube for entertainment for this very reason. Podcasts are great to listen to when I’m doing chores

Ngl it’s a pretty sweet gig, although lately the het part has been kinda dubious.

“Just empty your wallet into our bank accounts, peasant”

I’m hanging onto every bit of consumer hardware for this very reason. Hobbysts should get more into recycling and refurbishing existing hardware, especially mobile phone boards instead of buying doohickies.

Salesman shills product, nothing new. Besides, there is too much commodity hardware floating around for this to be plausible.