RustyShackleford

It’s not easy, but you can like them both and still dislike the fans.

Here’s an earlier comic that will help explain and add more questions for you.

These suggestions also fit major depressive disorder.

As someone with a medical background, I’m going to wager that you have allergies. When you hit your thirties, sleep apnea tends to show, and it doesn’t always manifest as snoring or your awareness of the issue. Therefore, a sleep apnea test is necessary to provide an accurate diagnosis.

You might also want to try requesting an allergy panel. If you don’t have insurance, that could make it harder and you might want to start taking daily allergy meds and sleeping mainly on your left side.

I agree. It’s the ideal choice for gaming, and until recently, I had never heard of it. I can’t imagine going back to Windows 11 unless I was held at gun point and even then.

The same parents act as if it’s the teachers’ responsibility to raise their children.

Whoever gets to wear his skin is going to look amazing, à la that scene in Tropic Thunder with Ben Stiller. Imagine it.

Go to hell, Fuckersberg.

Subscribe monthly to play a few old games i already own?

Don’t forget, they hilariously used the ROM same copies ripped by hacker’s for their NES/GB/SNES and other systems lol.

I vaguely recall reading years ago that they were intended to be the initial infiltrator wave of what eventually became the Borg forces. I could be mistaken, since it was around the pre-AOL days.

In most restrooms, I make a conscious effort to avoid touching every surface.

Morons… cutting off one’s nose to spite one’s face.

Much like the rancid toilet bowl it is.

You’ll technically be “fine,” considering the image description is intended for comedic effect.

That’s a name they want you to react to, Semi. It’s a trigger phrase. You think that’s a coincidence? That’s how they tag citizens in the database!

See, everybody thinks the conspiracy is whether aliens exist. That’s amateur hour. That’s what they feed the masses so they can feel smart arguing about it at the Mega Lo Mart checkout line.

The real conspiracy… is that aliens absolutely exist, and the government needs you arguing about it. Keeps your eyes off the real operation—interdimensional trade agreements, cattle mutilation tax write-offs, and whatever’s going on in Nevada that smells like propane and betrayal.

And you know how they keep it buried? They leak just enough “truth” to make it look crazy. Grainy photos, lunatics on late-night radio, a guy named “Dale”, who just happens to sound unhinged—yeah, I’m onto that too.

That’s called narrative control, Semi. You don’t hide the truth—you poison it so nobody credible wants to touch it.

So no, the conspiracy isn’t “aliens don’t exist.” That’s the decoy. The conspiracy is that they’ve turned the truth into a joke… and now anyone who gets close to it gets lumped in with me.

…which is exactly what they want.

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Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to rotate my bug-out tuna supply. The cans have started listening.

We’ll live shitty lives forever

Shut your whore mouth! All we have to look forward to anymore is inevitable death and the sweet silence of oblivion… 😣

If it makes you feel any better, my laptop is still on Windows 7 lol. 🫡

Here’s an idea: add easily accessible links so that even those less technologically inclined can easily reverse image search. Since many younger users are moving to Lemmy, they might not fully understand all the rules you’re trying to enforce.