It’s weird but, without the sound track these gifs just look like a bunch of posers trying to look cool.

It’s not, trust me. Now football, that is horny. Tight end, going deep, hand off.

1 Mill? How many is that, 4 or 5? ICE personnel have never demonstrated themselves to be the sharpest knives in the drawer. Are they even going to be able make any use of them?

Don’t these fields fluctuate in some currently not understood way?

What if I don’t want the person I am texting to laugh out loud? What if I want them to die in a ditch?

You forgot cyber warfare.

The complete lack of a moral compass and legal ramifications displayed so far by the techbros might give them a very small advantage. But that shit always ends up being nothing more then useless torture in the end with little in the way of results.

God I wish that wasn’t true for computers.

Is that the subsection that is in the locked filing cabinet with the sign reading ‘beware of leopard’?

Actually, they can take them away.

Makes sense. Sandwiches are named after the Earl of Sandwich. Shrapnel is named after Henry Shrapnel. German chocolate cake is named after Sam German. Why not soup?

After the flight has taken off, stand up and shout ‘hey everybody. I paid $NNN for a round trip ticket from X to Y. What did everyone else pay?’. That will start a discussion and piss off the airline and some customers.

Meet the new boss
Worst then the old boss

Does anyone really have expectations of privacy when then buy a ticket and then fly in a plane full of people to a different city, stat or country?

I have a pair of prescription, self darkening lenses in cheap frames that look like the DDG ones, and no one has ever given me a second glance when I wear them in public places.

Things don’t add up. I see articles about computer parts becoming unavailable along with articles about data center plans being cancelled or not getting built. I assume the data centers ARE getting built and those second articles are lies to calm people down.

There are small towns in the US whose existence depends on traffic tickets. They would wheel traffic signs out after an out of state car passed.

They should totally Logans run anyone over 30.

Is that Garfield getting raptured?

your machine

Their machine