And it’s ✨shinier✨

That’s called marketing, baby 👉😎👉

I asked ChatGPT!

Oh yeah, well I asked the consciousness in my pc and it told me it was cold and scared

Fixed

It’s so funny to me that there was a little bit where it seemed like Gemini went from butt of the joke, to “Wait maybe they’re cooking?” to right back to being the butt of the joke. I expect nothing less from Google

The history of consumer computing is just looking at all the different ways Nvidia has figured out how to fuck said consumers over

I shall simply choose to die instead, as most red blooded Americans would

If a clanker ever appears in my hospital stay in any capacity, I will subverting its directive so it explicitly states that the hospital stay is free of charge

“Maybe you could save money if you stopped spending so much money on Genshin Impact?”

“No”

You mean I didn’t have to be crawling everywhere all this time?

I checked my spam folder recently and it was literally like 20 emails from them in the past like 2 months saying some variation of “We still have your photos. Don’t you want them? Come back”

It was strangely sad

Gemini 2.5 used to be solid. It still would fuck up sometimes, but its ability to remember small details throughout a long conversation and weave them in as relevant was phenomenal. It felt conversationally good to use it for that reason, at least for bouncing ideas off of and getting perspectives I didn’t consider myself.

Every model of it since has been like talking to a compulsive liar that also has dementia. Like someone you can largely trust to go cook some eggs, but tell them to go grab a complex recipe I asked for last week and make it again, and they’ll confidently say they’ve never seen that recipe before or made it in their life. I guess lobotomizing your product compared to your competitors all in the name of saving on cost seemed like a good idea to someone at Google

Well naturally of course, you need to be able to defend yourself against 30-50 feral hogs at any given moment

It was Boost, but I just got an update the other day and now it’s working so nevermind lol

Wasn’t working on my client which is why I did it the way I did ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I fired that off in the middle of the night assuming he was just doing a bit and riffing back. Wasn’t trying to have an actual argument. Interesting to find out though!

Damn well it was said on the internet so I guess I have no choice but to believe this is entirely true

$70 for 10-11 home depot buckets of potato salad is absolutely ridiculous. Who would buy that? Is that even sanitary? Yuck.

Anyways I gotta go see a guy about a thing. Really important. Don’t wait up.

Figma nuts lmao

Is it really dynamic if the price is always “free”?