It’s always a fucking mudcrab.

And apparently it was built in The Netherlands by “viking artisans”. I can see how they would deduce where it was built (from material choices?) but how do they know it was specifically built by vikings.

“Use black ink only”

Gods I was strong then.

Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just this Beautiful, complex, wonderfully unfathomable, natural world How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of Cheap, man-made myths and monsters?

Excerpt from Tim Minchin’s Storm